Polishing the wood
A Euphemism for masturbation
guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it
polish the wood
When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
should have polished the wood
What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
polishing wood
Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards
The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!