polish one off
to relieve sexual tension
when im home alone i like to polish one off
Polish One
A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.
"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"
"No, she was stroking her beard at home."
"No, she was stroking her beard at home."
polishing the one eyed gopher
To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
polishing the one-eyed bishop
Male masturbation
Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.
polish the one eyed goat
To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?