Polkadodge
The dance that occurs when two people walking towards each other attempt to pass each other but move in the same direction instead
Guy: Oh, excuse me. (walking right)
Girl: (walking right) Sorry. (walks left)
Guy: (walks left) Ok, let's stop this polkadodge. How about you go right and I'll go left.
Girl: (walking right) Sorry. (walks left)
Guy: (walks left) Ok, let's stop this polkadodge. How about you go right and I'll go left.