Polkip

A creature of loud and unexplainable happiness and excitement, though sometimes tainted with equally aggressive and explosive bouts of sulking, tantrums and vindictive behaviour.

Polkips enjoy collecting shoes, shiney objects, dead animals, and running around with them in their hands screaming and showing them to people.

Often on first impressions quite insular and anti-social, it usually only takes a handful of glitter to win them over.

Be warned, they have a tendancy to hold grudges for a very long time if you rub them up the wrong way.