Polo bear

The cousin of the wildly popular polar bear. Polo bears are a lot more special and they have special needs! Polo bears are loving, adorable, sweet, and most devfinatly AWESOME!

Mom: look its a polar bear, son
Kid: nooooo mom thats a POLO BEAR!

polo bear

n. 1. the answer to the Christmas cracker riddle: What's furry and minty?; 2. phenomenon or situation that makes no possible sense usually because of the altered states of the participants; an enigma (2007-8-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. cryptic Christmas cracker, possible combined expression of the equation "polar bear" - "polar" + "polo mint" - "mint" = "extreme confusion" or "polo bear".)

Definition 1:

Christmas Cracker: What's furry and minty?

Intoxicated Party-goer: I don't know...what?

Christmas Cracker: A Polo Bear!

Intoxicated Party-goer: Ah, a polo bear! Wait -what's that? That's not funny, just cryptic. Hey, does anyone know what a polo bear is?

Christmas Cracker: You know, you're the only person at this party who has even bothered to talk to me.

Definition 2:

Tara: Remember last New Year's Eve? What was that all about?

Jen: Yeah, I don't know. The whole evening was a bit of a polo bear for me.

Polar Bear Polo

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

俚语	polo bear
释义	Polo bear The cousin of the wildly popular polar bear. Polo bears are a lot more special and they have special needs! Polo bears are loving, adorable, sweet, and most devfinatly AWESOME! Mom: look its a polar bear, son Kid: nooooo mom thats a POLO BEAR! polo bear n. 1. the answer to the Christmas cracker riddle: What's furry and minty?; 2. phenomenon or situation that makes no possible sense usually because of the altered states of the participants; an enigma (2007-8-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. cryptic Christmas cracker, possible combined expression of the equation "polar bear" - "polar" + "polo mint" - "mint" = "extreme confusion" or "polo bear".) Definition 1: Christmas Cracker: What's furry and minty? Intoxicated Party-goer: I don't know...what? Christmas Cracker: A Polo Bear! Intoxicated Party-goer: Ah, a polo bear! Wait -what's that? That's not funny, just cryptic. Hey, does anyone know what a polo bear is? Christmas Cracker: You know, you're the only person at this party who has even bothered to talk to me. Definition 2: Tara: Remember last New Year's Eve? What was that all about? Jen: Yeah, I don't know. The whole evening was a bit of a polo bear for me. Polar Bear Polo A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death. I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?
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