Polyandrogynous Megaqueer
Polyandrodgynous mega queer You will know them by their super human good looks, and your complete inability to distinguish them as male or female or other.
Of course, you will be completely smitten by this creature, but it will do you no good, because Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are only attracted to others as Narcisucculent as them selves.
Not to be mistaken with a transvestite, Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are naturally occurring, and can usually be found in underground dance clubs chanting alien Sanskrit.
Of course, you will be completely smitten by this creature, but it will do you no good, because Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are only attracted to others as Narcisucculent as them selves.
Not to be mistaken with a transvestite, Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are naturally occurring, and can usually be found in underground dance clubs chanting alien Sanskrit.
Damn! That Polyandrogynous Megaqueer be Narcisucculent!