polysituationship
When people are situationship polyglots.
Guy1: "Is Bob now dating Cecile? I thought he was seeing Alice, they seemed to have a really great vibe together."
Guy2: "Ah, it's just the odd week, Alice has the kids. I think they're both on Bob's polysituationship programme. Bob likes to look after the single MILFs. They like him back."
Guy2: "Ah, it's just the odd week, Alice has the kids. I think they're both on Bob's polysituationship programme. Bob likes to look after the single MILFs. They like him back."