pompousity
How pompous a person is.
His pompousity levels are through the roof, its pompousterous!
Catty-pompoused
1) adj. when an object is hung up, set down, or arranged in an unorganized, unbalanced, or improper fashion 2) adj. when an object is placed somewhere in an awkward or botherly position
"That poster is hung all catty-pompoused."
"This desk is catty-pompoused and needs to be moved."
"This desk is catty-pompoused and needs to be moved."