pondering the orb
A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.
I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*
Pondering Orb
To ponder a round blue ball
Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*
Person 2: *pondering orb*