Pondinator
Someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of semen that when they do nut it's insane.
He didn't touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.
Pondinator
A handsome son-of-a-bitch; one of the best friends a man can have
"Man, Josh really pulled through for us today."
"Yeah, the guy's a real Pondinator."
"Yeah, the guy's a real Pondinator."