ponter
A person (usually female) who will have cheated on their current partner
Wow, that girl man such a ponter!
king ponters
The king of the minions, as well as many humans. His roar requires respect and applause from his subjects. Established 2015.
"Dude I saw King Ponters walking the streets last night. He had like 15 minions following him and heeding to his every word"