Pooch Smooch
The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)
Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof
Dog: Woof
Pooch Smooch
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
pooch cooch smooch
When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!