poocrasterbating
pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.
Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.
Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.
Tanya: What's that?
Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.
Tanya: What's that?
Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.