Poodar
A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.
"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."
Poodar
How good your aim is whilst pooing.
Man 1: Ewwww, Jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.
poodar
The sudden urge to take a crap while near a toilet. When you go to the bathroom just to pee, but once you get there you suddenly have to take a dump as well.
"Hey man, what took you so long?"
"I thought I just had to piss but once I got there my poodar kicked in and I had to take a dump."
"I thought I just had to piss but once I got there my poodar kicked in and I had to take a dump."