Poo Diddy
When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.
I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
Poo Diddy
When you’re about to ejaculate on a victim, and you instead turn around and ass-to-face fart on them.
“Yeah bro not kidding! On April fools, I about to bust on my girl’s face and I pulled a Poo Diddy and whipped my shit around a took a massive fart on her tongue.” - Brady