pooficiency
You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace
Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!
pooficient
one who poops while doing other tasks.
Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!