Poof It

A way of cleaning a house with limited time and effort. like just doing some light dusting and a quick swiffering...

To have sex. get laid.

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual originating from the sound of a homosexuals fart after anal sex.