pooftard
An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.
"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"
"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"
"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"