Pooginator
Someone who farts loudly and obnoxiously in private and enjoys it, but is very self concious about their farting in public. These people are typically very shy. DO NOT AGREE TO ENTER ONE'S HOUSE.
Guy 1: Hey man, do you know that guy Mikey?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, he seems pretty cool.
Guy 1: Don't be fooled, he invited me over to his house last week, and he's a total pooginator.
Guy 2: Aw, man, what did it smell like?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, he seems pretty cool.
Guy 1: Don't be fooled, he invited me over to his house last week, and he's a total pooginator.
Guy 2: Aw, man, what did it smell like?
Pooginity
Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
Poogin' around
Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.
Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.