Pooh'sHmear

"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.