Poo-in-the-shoe

An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most

Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia

the stupidest phrase in the entire world

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo

When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".

An insane internet troll who tracks poo throughout comment sections, messageboards, imageboards. Obsessed with rightwing philosophy, aliens, illuminati, mass murderers, SJWs, Muslims, trans

This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.