Poo In Helmet
The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.
Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.
poo helmet
The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least
Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door