Poojaculate
When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
poojaculating
A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.
An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.
Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."
Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."
Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
poojaculation
This is an explosive poop blasting and spackeling the back of the porcelan due to a concurrent explosive ejaculation.
The toilet is dirty due to John's poojaculation. He was watching porn hub on the toilet again.