poo mom
A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!