Poonarnia
A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.
"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."
"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "
"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "
Poonarnia
A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.
- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia
poonarnia
A magical land of poonage(ownage) where someone is sent after they have been severley pooned(owned) by a snappy quick witted remark.
Oh man, did you hear them arguing? Brandon totally got sent to poonarnia!
Poonarnia
A place full of nothing but women willing to sleep with you.
Yo, you finna come to Tye's party? it's straight up poonarnia in up in here like the playboy mansion!