Bammered

Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.

When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.

1. noun - A state of being so heavily intoxicated, usually from multiple days of drinking without sleep, that only a modified version of hammered will do

2. verb - To get into mindset stated above

3. celebratory - Mainly an exclamation about how hard you or someone like you is partying.

1. adj. Lacking in quality, usually pertaining to weed or other street drugs.

2. adj. Qualitatively negative; bad; lame; shitty.

The lowest of the lowest weed or marijuana there is. Not weed that does not mess you up, but the kind that will give your a headache after you have smoked it. There is a difference between bad weed and bammer weed. Bad weed is just week and lacks potency.

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.

usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.