Poondering
Pondering about poon because you can't get any.
Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.
Poonder
To ponder over something while you poo on the toilet
I was poondering that problem this morning and inspiration struck!
poonder
Pondering something whilst on the toilet.
Not sure on those figures, I might just go for a quick poonder and see if it all adds up.