Pooniting
When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.
"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"
Poonit
Somebody who is an absolute unit at pooning. Alternatively, someone who has a poonit has an absolute unit of a poon. The other equally as accepted spelling is punit.
"Ah bruv, ma man's an absolute poonit - look at him!" or "Nah bruv the sex was bare rank, she had a poonit."
poonite
when two dirty austalians are caught at it in the bush by a wildfire, and burnt when their pubic hair ignites in a fiery furnace, making the hottest session ever!
g'day mate u recovered from ur poonite yet? i heard that it kept burning for three days.....
poonit
To put in your best effort. Try your hardest.
im gonna poonit in this test
Poonited States of America
What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.
Manchester Poonited
A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
poonite/fortnite
the game that is very trash
this game is boo boo so ass people poo on them selfs and stay there and its is poonite/fortnite