pooniwoven
An object woven from poon and poon related fabrics of varying quality. Manual pooniweavers make the highest quality merchandise. High tech industrial pooniweavers lack the kind of individual touch that makes a pooniwoven object unique and stylish.
Yvonne: "I love your scarf, what's it made of?"
Daniel: "It's pooniwoven. Two thirds Italian Cougar, one third Southern Caucasian sorority girl."
Yvonne: "It's gorgeous, but what's that smell?"
Daniel: "It's pooniwoven. Two thirds Italian Cougar, one third Southern Caucasian sorority girl."
Yvonne: "It's gorgeous, but what's that smell?"