poon pirate
serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon
I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe.
twice
twice
Poon Pirate
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.