Poonus
When you poop out of your penis.
Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.
The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.
The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.
Poonus
A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.
In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.
somtimes with no ball sack.
In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.
unfortunate people often have a poonus
Poonus
When you're taking a shit and you get an erection
Why you taking so long on the toilet? You got a poonus or something?
poonus
when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the anus a fusion between poo and anus is poonus that is the moment to capture as 'poonus'
when you cannot get the poo out of your anus on the toilet
Poonus Minimus
A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
Poonus Maximus
The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
Penus Poonus
Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.
Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.