poopadox
the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they're ashamed of: pooping. It is a woman's job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by Sarah Haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series "Target Women".
Sally: I have diarrhea but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor about it. It's a poopadox
Poopadox
The situation where you have taken an earth-shattering poop resulting in your inability to stand.
Billy: "Joe, why are you sitting on the floor, staring at your poop?"
Joe: "I just had a poopadox, man."
Joe: "I just had a poopadox, man."