poop a hammer
1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels
2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.
2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.
..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........
poop hammer
poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others
"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"