Poopalitis
There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.
I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.
Poopalitis
Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
poopal
Picture the the office toilets - your poopal is the guy/girl you can hear sitting in next toilet partition shitting like you. He/she can clearly hear that you are pooing, and you can hear them poo. Poopals very rarely meet in person after pooing, the last one usually waits till long after the first one has finished. Poopals are often unwanted as they ruin the moment of peace and quiet reflection you had going on until he/she arrived.
"Geesh was my poopal splashing when his turds hit the water"
Poopalality
a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.
John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
Poopals
When someone has poo that smells or is the same size or color as your own.
Devin: "James, dude I just took the most massive shit."
James: "really?!? How big and what was the smell like?"
Devin: "it was about the size of a baby's arm and smelled like an old persons home."
James."No way bro that sounds exactly like mine!"
*both high five*
(Devin and James) "Poopals!"
James: "really?!? How big and what was the smell like?"
Devin: "it was about the size of a baby's arm and smelled like an old persons home."
James."No way bro that sounds exactly like mine!"
*both high five*
(Devin and James) "Poopals!"
Poopalization
Having a really really bad realisation, like a shitty realisation
Poopalization can be used for a situation like seeing something really good on the tv to eat but you can't order or eat it at the moment.
poopal area
Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.
So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.