Poop Berries
A piece of dry shit hanging from someone's ass hairs.
I was gonna toss this chick's salad, but she had some huge poop berries!
crunch berry poop
The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
Poop Dick Dingle Berry
A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.
Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"