poopcooter
An unhygienic condition caused when a woman wipes from back to front
Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"