Poop Du Jour
It's the poop of the day.
"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"
"Its the poop of the day."
"Its the poop of the day."
Poop-du-jour
After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.
"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"