pooperbate
The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate
While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.
pooperbate
v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.
Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.
Pooperbate
When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”
Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.
Pooperbating
To defecate and masturbate at the same time.
Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.
Pooperbate
Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass
Dom: I'm Dark
Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.
Leo: Did you pooperbate it?
Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.
Leo: Did you pooperbate it?
Pooperbate
Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating
Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.
1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.
2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating
Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.
1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.
2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."