poop finger
When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.
Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.
poop finger
can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term
poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior
poop finger
A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.
Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.
poop finger
a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing
Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse
Poop finger
When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Poop Finger
The act of suprising someone by jamming a finger into their unsuspecting butthole. (clothed or unclothed)
I was walking to fifth period and Tom snuck up behind me and gave me a poop finger.
finger poop
Found under finger nails after wiping;
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands
Man, I took a massive dump, and even after I washed, I still got the finger poop goin' on... smell.