Poopie Paralyzer
When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom