poop in a bag
A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.
Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.
the poop bag
(noun) a bag of shit from the god of knowledge. the poop bag is an object of unimaginable power. currently, as of 6/2/22, it is in the possession of the god of knowledge himself after he kidnapped the previous holder and deleted all of the photos of their significant other off of their phone.
Arasto has the poop bag.
John has the poop bag.
Albedo has the poop bag.
John has the poop bag.
Albedo has the poop bag.
poop bag
a bag of poop, usually thrown at people you hate.
I made a huge poop bag, and I threw it at Miss Pizza Face Fugly-kins.
Poop Bag Mime
When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.
My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.
Poop Bag Supreme
When you're fucking a bitch with a colostomy bag and you spank her too hard, causing it to explode all over your hand. In your rage, you open-palm slap her right in the face
Wayne: Why does it look like there's Taco Bell ground meat all over your bed?
Damon: I gave that bitch the poop bag supreme, that's why.
Damon: I gave that bitch the poop bag supreme, that's why.