Poopin' Games
the games on your cell phone/iPod (brick breaker, solitaire, etc.) that are only played when you are using the restroom for extended periods of time.
Person #1 - I have to use the bathroom
Person #2 - Would you like a magazine?
Person #1 - No, that's quite all right. I have some poopin' games on my Blackberry.
Person #2 - Would you like a magazine?
Person #1 - No, that's quite all right. I have some poopin' games on my Blackberry.