Poopiter
An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.
Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.
poopitation
To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.
Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.
poopits
1.)the stomach, intestines and organs pulled from a turkey or other gutted animal.
2.) a belly button
Ukrainian slang
2.) a belly button
Ukrainian slang
1.)Baba pulled the poopits out of the thanksgiving turkey before cooking it.
2.)my husband has lint deposits in his poopits
2.)my husband has lint deposits in his poopits
poopit butter
The Big Bob version of Peanut Butter
"Jess can you put Poopit Butter on the grocery list?"
poopitations
poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.
"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"