Pooples
The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.
Based on a scale of 1-10.
Based on a scale of 1-10.
Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.
Pooples
Human Excrement of a soft and comfortable texture. Cuddly poo.
Her skin was soft and beautiful like the finest pooples.
Pooples
The chunks of poop left in the toilet after the first flush.
Who left the pooples in the toilet?
Pooples
A pet mushroom, usually blue.
I have a pooples.
Pooples
The small balls of poop that occur usually due to bad digestive health.
“Ah man, I gotta eat more veggies, I shat pooples earlier”
Pooples
Something you say when you just went to say that bad word.
"OH POOPLES I JUST CRAPED MYSELF!"
poopling
A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.
There was a small poopling on the ground.