Pooplicate
To pooplicate is to poop two or more turds that look exactly the same. Derived from the word "duplicate."
I just got back from the toilet and I swear I just pooplicated.
pooplication
A small application found on a cell phone, or other portable media device, used as entertainment or to maintain productivity while distracting oneself during the process of defecation.
I finished 9 under par on my mini golf putt putt pooplication after pinching off a steaming enchilada dinner in the pot.