poop log
1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.
"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."
"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
poop log
a piece of poop resembling a wooden log.
not diarrhaea.
long solid mass of feces.
not diarrhaea.
long solid mass of feces.
Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log.
Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.
Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.
poop log
What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.
poop on a log
an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"
you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!
me: poop on a log!