poop net
(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans
Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.
poop-net
the hair in the ass crack
he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net
i'm going to wax my poop-net