Poopourri
Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.
Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!
Poopourri
n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.
Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:
Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!
Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!
poopourri
When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.
What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!
poopourri
The smell after a shit and after you've sprayed air freshener but now just smell fancy shit.
I had to crap at my girlfriends house and tried to cover up the smell with Febreze but it just ended up smelling like poopourri.
Duckbill Poopourri
As a woman is taking a nice relaxing shit, her male parter is tongue punching her baby maker.
"When I got home after work to take a poo, my husband threw my legs up on his shoulders and gave me that duckbill poopourri!"
Poopourri
1. When the smell of shit us so strong that even air freshener doesn’t mask it but only serves to create a slightly floral hint to the shit smell.
2. Shit potpourri. One that smells so bad you wouldn’t even buy it.
2. Shit potpourri. One that smells so bad you wouldn’t even buy it.
What the fuck use is spraying air freshener? Now it just smells like poopourri!
I ain’t buying that shit. “Poopourri” more like.
I ain’t buying that shit. “Poopourri” more like.