phantom poop

(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."

"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."

Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

phantom poop

A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.

I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!

Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time

“Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop”

Poop Phantom

A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.

OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

俚语	poop phantom
释义	phantom poop (noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces." "I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there." Phantom Poop When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl. Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there." Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear." Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao." phantom poop A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom. I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!! Phantom Poop When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time “Shit dude, I just took a phantom poop” Poop Phantom A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩. OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again... phantom pooping The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places "Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre" Phantom Poop when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop. do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.
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