pooprastinate
When you know you have to poop, but you don't want to, so you put off the task of pooping as long as you can, even if it's painful, just so that you can do something else that is more interesting, or more important.
Me: I pooprastinate so much lately, that by the time I finally have to go, I can't because I'm constipated from all of the compacted poop.
Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.
Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.
Friend: Dude that's really unhealthy, you shouldn't do that.
Me: I know, it's a problem. I blame Valheim.